The Twelve Stargate Days of Christmas
By Katana
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
General Hammond gave to me,
Twelve Death Gliders Destroying,
Eleven FREDs Ferrying
Ten System Lords-a-Leaping,
Nine Kynthias Dancing,
Eight MALPS-a-Mapping,
Seven Chevrons Engaging
Six UVAs-a-flying,
Five Transport Rings,
Four Fenri Creatures,
Three Zat Guns
Two Staff Weapons
And a Stargate in Cheyenne Mountain!